Louie🍊

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

white boy BAFFLES aliens by ordering in perfect gloobxax

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

She took the pages.