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Unemployed people are like im late for four o clock blanket time

[ID: Two images of social media posts from Internet personality Skweezy Jibbs. The first is of white text on a purple background, reading: “Is there any way I can mute Taylor Swift from my entire everything”. The second is of a series of comments all made by Skweezy, which read: “I’m sure she’s very nice”; “my last straw was watchin sports center an I had 2 wait 4 tha NFL highlights until after they got done talking about her [side eye emoji]. Like cmon homey she’s everywhere else just gimme 1 hour of swiftlessness”; “well I’ve lost 11000 followers”. All quotes are stylized in all caps. End ID.]

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

I killed the dasher

saw trap thats just going to dinner with your family in a busy restaurant

we changed your gate number because we hate you