Id make a cute and worthy sacrificial lamb

I be like "idc" then my chest start hurting

love removing songs from playlists like mmmmmmmmm actually not you lol

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

god gave them hands but not shame

im like i love humanity and then i talk to a dude for 5 minutes in a bar and i’m like you know what death and destruction will befall us all someday and the world will be better off for it

"get a job" "go to work" "pay your taxes" how about you just let me talk about gay people with the gay people who live in my phone

My mom just told the cat "go over there and look at a bug or something"

quiz: pick some 2009-2013 era pop songs to find out what kind of reptile you are

Yeah I’m chilling out I’m vibing but in a scared way

I’m laid back extremely uncomfortably