If you are genuinely of the belief that you can cast 100% real spells that impact the real world in tangible ways, why are you sitting on Twitter charging strangers 17 dollars. You’re a fucking wizard dude go save the world or something. Hex the US government

bold of you to assume we’re not already doing that as well!

You’re not

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Trust me mom, I've been searching LinkedIn for "court jester" and nobody is hiring!

i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

kinnie on tumblr which race will he fake

This is how Boomers say they were raised

stop unfollowing me im pregnant and it’s yours

scrappy doo???

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