outer space is weird

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

this single post contains enough terrifying energy to power 500 haunted houses for the next twenty years

me listening to My Own Playlist that i made Myself: dam this girl has lit music taste

I had a bad day but then I watched 5 hours of television and absorbed the personalities & problems of television characters so I am doing good now

Not even for money or shit. He got that. He did it cos he was running out of time to break a robbery record.

He did it just so he could become the youngest thief of a painting that became a Holy Grail for art thieves. The painting was stolen so many times and the record he wanted to beat was 18. Artemis was only 14.

i’m mentally ill too but fucking listen to me here. you need to take responsibility for your actions regardless of whether or not they’re a product of your mental illness. you don’t get to manipulate, gaslight, take advantage of, or straight up abuse people because you’re mentally ill! you don’t! what the fuck! why are some of you still thinking it’s okay to say things like “manipulation is okay because i have _____ and need attention from my significant other” oh my god. Don’t fucking do that

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

911 I’d like to report a murder

that glazed-over expression you get when a movie wants you to feel bad for the shitty male characters

I think it really sucks when you realise how alone you are because you only really talk to 1 maybe 2 people and when neither of them are available you kind of just lay there in bed hoping your phone will buzz with a text from them or something so you continuously check it and you try to distract yourself and then you get sad about how alone you really are

she would punch the writers in the face