Jack Frost x The Onceler

its so scandalous and sexy everyone will be getting nosebleeds when they see it

i use they/ze pronouns And i'm interested in A lot of stuff! ok bye i do stuff And stuff And stuff And more stuff

why is tumblr so confusing i literAlly cAnnot

just a few doodles from yesterday since im not really good at drawing jack frost and the onceler yet i, mod onceler, now present to you drawings

ONE DAY Jack frost from rise of th guardians was playing pokemon uno which was like uno but with pokemon cards. it sucked, because usually you play pokemon uno alone. (pokemon uno is for LONELY LOSERS!!!) he let out a lethargic siiigh, when suddenly a person?!? walked up to him.

"hey white hair and pronouns what r u doing playing pokemon uno all by urself?? why not digimon uno with me??"

jack looked up. and gasped. it was... THE ONCELER FROM THE LORAX??? his heart began to race at the sight of the lanky green suited hubba hubba bubble gum wubble ball of a man.

"YASSSSS XD" said dwayne the frost johnson. Onceler sat down with the cum hair boy and released his throbbing, girthy, meaty, juicy digimon trading card collection. they then had a fun whopper blast of a time playing digimon uno. their matches concluded and One piece asked Jackson Frostifer "do u wanna come 2 my deforestation nation situation yassification experimentation abomination ;))))"

jack fart nodded and blushed and was the color of spaghetti with long term memory sauce and he developed tomato loss but the yassification of the deforestation nation situation helped him heal from the tomato loss so its all good.

at the end of the day they were sitting next to eahcother. jack frost looked at onceler with dilated poopils in his eyeball sockets and said "would u like my costco membership :heart_eyes:" and one GASPED and hthen THEY HUGGED AND KISSED AND GOT MARRIED AND NEIL CICIEREGA WAS THERE AND BASKETBALL AND YEAH. THEEE END!!!!! :33

Well I don't :)

Ya boi mod hater

I'm 14 and my main is @star-aether

I use any and all pronouns and I have an ABSOLUTE clusterfuck of interests so follow my main at your own risk

I'll usually sign off with some kind of devil emoji and I may forget to use tags :')

ANYWAYS I'm here to hate and I ain't going anywhere else

mod hater is the only acceptable frostler hater

jack frost: my body yearns for you onceler

the onceler: oh