Am I on the naughty list?

I am finally doing a giveaway! What the hell right what too so long Aiden? I was eating. The entire time, this is true. No just messing around! But what is displayed there is not what is all I shall give you! WHHAATTT??? Why? Because I couldn’t really find the pictures/too lazy to edit them gomen ;;

But here’s the important part!:

What you win gurlfrund:

my hot steaming body on your bed 

A homestuck shirt! (Alpha, Beta, Trolls, Hussie’s shirt, you name you got it!)

Gray face paint of your choice! Because some prefer others but please I beg you to not order 5000 ton of it just small amounts please! I am a poor boy

1 pair of horns! (AU or not, if it is AU it’ll be nice to give a ref!)

A full drawing from me! With color! (Could be anything: ships, pairs, single, double, underwater, nsfw, a cow)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The rules~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                                       PLEASE READ I SWEAR

Likes/reblogs count! But if you’re going to reblog and reblog and reblog mind your followers please! I heard it doesn’t do much anyway!

I can ship only to US residents! I’m sorry people from across the ocean I’m just a lonely boy crying while sewing his cosplay. I don’t have much money to spare

You do not have to be following me. You could but I literally blog about homestuck, my drawings, things I like, and the miserable excuse of me not doing essays. I’m a really good role model yes.

WILL BE PICKED BY RANDOMIZER

You must be okay with giving me your address!

I shall contact the winner and they have a week to reply back!

DEADLINE: JUNE 12TH, 2013 BECAUSE I GET OFF OF SCHOOL WHICH MAKES ME HAPPY AND I WANT TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE HAPPY WITH THIS GIVEAWAY OKAY? OKAY