Is There Anyone Out There Looking Out For Me

Screaming in pain covered in blood trying to put the fitted sheets on the bed

*preparing to go outside* i'm normal. i know how to cross the street. i avoid eye contact in an organic non weird way, as if i simply do not notice fellow pedestrians.

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees

Isn’t that the dude who fucked John Constantine?

Sylvester Stallone fucked John Constantine?!

john is a tulpa so he might have, actually

hey its me, your local burden,

yeah the us has a 2 party system its called team edward vs team jacob

Nope

holy shit

Why

I absolutely love it.

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

(both)