Idiot Thoughts

If you think any animal crossing character is ugly you’re xenophobic

I miss when Tik Tok was just a Ke$ha song...

I’m pretty high rn n my mirror is freakin me out

Does anyone else have music constantly playing in your head that gets louder the more you dissociate? What songs are on your dissociating playlist?

vocal cats>>>>>

I just want to be a round, fluffy dwarf hamster carefully cradled in someone’s hand

white ppl be like: mm... ranch dressing...

@ Keebler elf y ur striped chocolate cookies so gooey like I lov them but I can’t take more than 1 (one) at a time bc then my fingingers melty chocolatey

Never eat Mexican food and ice cream in the same day if you’re lactose intolerant ... perilous mistake

On the Halloween episode of Regular Show where Rigby asked to do something really scary and Pops suggested to “go to bed early and be left alone with your thoughts” I felt that

Life gets a little better if you think in Thor’s voice

If one more person asks how I’m doin I will not hesitate to burst into tears

I was made to live in a solar punk dystopia