fromlaurelgroves

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?