young hung full of tongue

sol is a waterpark kid who gets adopted into the mothership corporation, like canon. except instead of into launchpad ... waterpark kids are sneaky. small lil kids that peoples dont see and dont want to see. fast, hungry, desperate..... sol pulled into ur classic Secret Evil Mothership division that 'retrieves' magical items in order to be repurposed as powerful components and materials .... 

lil froglet is given a home, food, safety, connection, identity, family and a soft place to rest.... all he has to do in exchange is do some missions for them :-) easy peasy !!!! ^_^ and theyre giving him a manastone that gives him extra magic powers ??? hell yeah :D !!!!!! and he goes on cool adventures and gets free food AND a whole bunk to himself???? this is awesome :D

theres not really anyone here thats his age (or who wants to be friends) but thats okay, i mean its still better than at the waterpark when hed get bullied by the bigger kids ! and he cant leave or disobey but ummmm why would he want to??? he loves the mothership :D ! theyre collecting magic stuff to help the people of ezry!!!!! and hes helping them!!!! this is so awesome :D !!!!

sol growing up in a little mothership training facility, occasionally going out on lil missions. a happy and an enthusiastic lil mothership agent. rlly the only problem is that sol is a lil lonely. until one day coming across an abandoned speaking stone ... technically against the rules but hes so curious ... sol tucks himself away in his bunk, fiddling w a lil magitech device, and gets a message from a username boywizard...

five minutes of pretending to be a mothership knight called 'swag daniels' later ("that doesn't match the name on your device?" "um") sol confesses he stole the speaking stone. and boywizard reveals he was also trying to hack into the launchpad/mothership files .... both promise not to rat each other out ... and they shld probably end the conversation there but gee ... boy wizard keeps talking about launchpad and it sounds so exciting .....!

anyway um. sol n albie two lonely kids developing a lil secret boyhood friendship where they sneak off to text each other . both are very busy with being sent off to 'recover' items and defeat 'dark mages' but as often as they can trying to find time to talk ... sols never really had a friend like this before ... and its nice . albin is cool and smart and he seems so awesome  ... all sol does is train all day but albie goes on all kinds of magical adventures ...... hes so cool ....

time skip a few years. albin graduating from launchpad . sidled off into a dreary deadend job thats slowly crushing his spirits . VS sol being sent on more and more dangerous missions but still having a lil joyful spark of optimism :-) the days might be tough sometimes but hes doing good work! and at the end of the day he gets to sneak off and say hi to albie <3 everythings as perfect as they could be ^_^ 

until one day albin goes offline for weeks . and sol uh. minor freak out but its fine ..... its albie . hell. hell be ok. weeks pass and sol getting more worried but he still has his job to focus on. and oh look. he needs to recover some files that got hijacked by some low level mothership employee... someone hacked into the system and found some high security information and needs to be taken back to the hq ... um. sols never stolen a Person before but. its mothership! mothership gets Bad guys . so itll be fine!

really its easy to track this guy down. hes a talented wizard but hes still just an enchanter mage ....everything goes smoothly until sol has the target cornered . and well um. its the first time hes seen it in person but hed recognise that face anywhere .....

albie looking . haggard and so so tired, like he hasnt slept for days. clothes all torn up, hair all a mess, covered in dirt and grime ... bloody and a lil bruised . shaking from the exhaustion of running as far as his wizard legs can carry him. and it cant be albie. hes good... and mothership.... why does he look so scared ...

sol is like "!!! albie ! is that .! you.?" and albin voice ":U SOL ?????????" and very tearful first meeting followed by an absolutely frantic twenty minutes of demanding an explanation for what the HELL is going on ???????

albin like "uhh so i stumbled onto some mothership records and um. its bad ??? theyre collecting components for a brainwashing program?? theyre making a superweapon using  ... eggs ??? um .?? theyve been chasing me down for a month and im kind of homeless and i havent eaten in days and also i think ive been almost killed about six times but . but its so good to see you frog pal . um. please dont kill me i think ill throw up if i have to run any more"

sol voice <window loading screen> . "oh. oh. oh oh oh oh oh. albie you have to come with me" "sol... i cant . theyll kill me if im brought back to mothership i know you trust them but-" "y-yeah i know. thats why you need to disenchant my manastone" "huh" "theyll be able to track us if im still connected." "i- sol. sol . you ... you cant go back. to them. after you help me. theyre not going to let you" "... i . i know. but youre my friend albie. im not gonna let them hurt you. no matter what" "oh....."

albin disenchants sols manastone . sol smuggles him out the bubble and sneaks him into an inn where theyll have a minute to plan their next moves . sol sits his wizard down on the bed and immediately starts planning out loud what options they have  ... where they can go what they can do how long mothershipll be looking .... pacing for one minute and then looks back to ask albie what he thinks and albie is o<-< . conked the fuck out. indoor wizard who hasnt slept in like a WEEK.

and well ... gee ... guess sol just might have to tenderly clean albie up and patch him up and get him a clean change of clothes and  brush his hair a little neater for him and sneak him a healing potion and bring up some food for when he wakes up... tuck him into bed ....

hes thought about doing this. for a long time. hed never thought hed ever be actually able to ..... things are a little bit so bad and sol has lightly abandoned everything hes worked for for twenty seven years or so but um. albin is in bed breathing softly one hand in sols. and sol sitting right at the edge of the bed. the same bed as albin. just a foot or two apart ...... sol might be up the whole night staring at albie . hes real. its real. .... albie .......

they um. have a lot to. figure out . when albie wakes up. lightly figuring out how to be wanted ezry refugees and also maybe take down evil corporation intent on destroying bahumia . but for now.... a very tired wizard sleeping in a soft bed next to his best friend , for the first time in both of their lives 

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part two is like one year in sol and albie setting up a lil scrapped together team to 'take down mothership' . in which sol has a lot more optimism and hope than albie at um. managing to do anything in the grand scheme of things .... but albie tracks mothership movements and sol tries to steal artifacts back before mothership can reach them and feed them into their machine ...

meeting callie at a casino heist for the first time. really its just sol trying to figure out whos a mothership agent off a very loose description... ending up at callies table where shes fleecing a bunch of guys and getting cocky and a lil tipsy and a lil handsy. and she finally got something right for once and cyra wont be fucking pissed and a bitch at her and maybe callie deserves a treat. maybe the treat is a hot frog who looks at her like shes the most beautiful thing hes ever seen. as a treat. as a treat :-3

and callie does not remember if she ever cashed in on that treat because she wakes up the next day hungover as fuck w gaps in her memories and fuckkk did she have a one night stand or did she get rejected or maybe she just fell asleep in the room and - Oh My God Wheres The Goods. fuck . fuck. oh cyras gonna KILL her . 

callie furious hunting down the frog that she may or may not have fucked going . "hey whatever you stole i need it Back or i am going to smite you into tomorrow" . and frog voice "blink blink oh hi callie !" (FUCK did she tell him her real name is she an IDIOT) "um. what. what did i steal .....?"

cut to callie sol first joint heist. sol seeing callie at her best and then immediately her worst. and callie is embarrassed but sol keeps just being . friendly . and nice. what the fuck is his deal. they work together and its just um.... as on guard as callie is . its silly. and fun. and they jeep making each other laugh. its nice to have backup, to have someone on her side ..... 

eventually callie gets her smuggled goods back. and sol weirdly doesnt even want a cut. he just wants it 'out of motherships hands ! :-)' . she probably shldnt tell sol shes just putting it in the hands of some other equally shady material plane folk... but he seems happy ... and maybe just for a lil she doesnt wanna ruin his impression of her ....

over the next few months sol and callie keep meeting each other ... as allies and sometimes as rivals .... each time callie expects sol to finally reveal his true colours ... each time is surprised by his um. sincere friendliness ... geez louise....

so maybe when callies lost it all and lost her egg and needs to get it back after finding out that her serpent is being tortured and used and abused ..... the only person in the material plane she can trust is sol.... bracing for a rejection that never comes . because of course it wldnt . shes callie. hes sol. of course hell help her

callie is the lowest shes ever been and sol still helps her. when sol tentatively offers her a place on his team, of course she accepts ....

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[author's note. at this point it was 5am and i was so tired. so. its shorter. fill in the gaps with ur big beautiful brain]

callie and sol meet a frost giant in the frigid north. who seems so scary but is actually so sweetie . who is reluctant to take their help but accepts it bcus his family is on the line. who seems surprised to be seen as strong. 

i think on their first heist together calder throws himself in front of callie and sol to block a blow that wlda knocked both of them out. even though theyre just strangers to him.......  patching him up later like sooooo have you ever thought about travelling outside of the ice knife .....

calder for the first time in his life w people who seem him as a knight and a protector and .... useful. an equal, not a delicate thing to protect. when they invite him to help them on more adventures, all across bahumia. how cld he ever say no

(altho of course not before he introduces them to all his family . of course . sol n callie voice O.O woah woah woah)

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