So far so good

im starting a gang and we’re gonna go out and destroy every golf course. rip up all the grass and replace it with native plants and fruit trees and shit. we move at midnight be there or be a casualty of the revolution

how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much

no cops at pride only lizard in security vest

Good to see the situation well monitored.

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

Catholicism on paper seems like the perfect goth religion! Jesus the undead kween of drama and subterfuge! Them little round flesh crackers?? the blood drinking and chanting in dusty ass cathedrals at midnight?? The organ player?? Lady Gaga’s Judas??? Too bad about them people tho! 

Lilo was the hero of those movies and the show. She saved Stitch from Jumba and himself, she saved Jumba from himself, she helped save the planet, she helped save all the experiments, she helped Jumba and Pleakley find a loving home and be part of a family. Lilo had a perfect balance of “do no harm but take no shit.”

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

catch me speeding down the highway blasting tainted love in this dream vehicle

lotr fellowship’s editing is …..very good