Special Cat Who Can Eat Onions

Uphold Spiny Lobster Baeddelism. Nephropidae wish they were spiny lobsters and it breaks their hearts they'll never be us. We threaten their cruel world order. Love your sisters, because the world wants us dead.

There's no such thing as a "true" lobster. You mean lobsters with violently enforced cultural hegemony (backed primarily by the imperialist powers of the US and UK, might I add). You Fascist.

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

I like that the viewer in the "steampunk twins find you crying" video is gender neutral "they", but it absolutely 100% is your boyfriend specifically who's gonna be scrap metal by the time they're done with him. A pillar of anti-Jakey cultural work

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

instant noodle bait

Girl who switches between her materialist and idealist alters at will to avoid magical and physical attacks respectively.

This is basically how Imperishable Night works.