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crewfu appreciation week:
day two: beyond the clip (supercut of some steve speaking fuck-ups)
Keep reading

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sorry, i was trying to show you guys what i could do to a dick
Context: Steve was being annoying on the OTV Origins server, so Sneeg vowed to kill him. Coincidentally, Steve has no idea how small Sneeg's pixie origin makes him <3
Steve, checking the map in confusion: Wait, Sneeg's not even on the server anymore
Sneeg, casually lying: Yeah I'm gone. I left.
[Sneeg pushes Steve into the water right as he was switching from Minecraft. Dumbdog, who watched it happen, breaks into gasping laughs.]
Steve, paying attention the game again, bewildered at why he was in water: Wha—
[Dumbdog laughs harder as Steve spins around, completely missing tiny Sneeg]
Steve, bewildered: What's happening? Why did I just. How the fucking—I don't understand is—are we still fighting? Should I play music, is he still here?
[Steve looks away to play the Avengers theme. Dumbdog coughs with how hard he's laughing.]
Steve, acting cocky, still spinning around: Well I'm ready, just come on out! Where you at?
[Steve finally sees Sneeg and panics. The music intensifies.]
Steve, spam hitting the ground and missing Sneeg every time: What in the fuck, what the FUCK—what in the Fuck. What are you. You're so small.
Sneeg, ascending into the air as the music crescendos: Are you ready to die, Steven?
[Steve disconnects.]
"do you. um. what's your favorite driving"
also the "hindsight's 20/20 right, and i wear glasses" is in similar vein to "i have two glass eyes and the glass is half empty"
steve getting praised for listening

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[svt laughing] 🍊
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i love them :((( he liked her nails, she guided him through tiktokers, im obsessed with their dynamic and need an mcc team immediately
Hannah: “So, the first time that I met Tommy, uh, it was, like, after I had my Twitch meeting and I went back down to the lobby and it was just Tommy— It was a bunch of people and then they left and I met just Tommy. And I was like ‘Hey Tommy, like, it’s Hannah Rose’ and he gave me a hug. We were talking.
Probably the nicest person that I’ve met. Like, on this trip, Tommy was the nicest person that I met. Like, I can’t explain to you guys— Like, Tommy has this bit where he’s like an asshole and, like, for the lols and, like, money money, like— It’s all a bit, like, Tommy is like the nicest person I’ve ever met in my whole life. Like, he was just so” [splutters]
“Instantly, he was like— I was like ‘Hey, you wanna, like, come over and swim?’ and he was like ‘Yes!’ like ‘Here’s my phone number, text me where to go and I’ll be there!’ And I’m like ‘dude, what? You’re so sweet!’ And then, uh, we were just hanging out and he was like ‘Yo, I love your nails!’ Like, my nails that I did myself and I’m like ‘nobody says I love your nails,’ like what? And I was, like, gonna cry because, like, nobody says that shit. Like, nobody does that. And then, I don’t know… Just so nice and I was… I wasn’t shocked because, like, I know that he’s that way, he’s always been that way, but I feel like… I don’t know it’s just fucking crazy.
Like, it was…” [reads chat] “Oh yeah, Tommy at this Twitch dinner thing, he was showing me a video of him at the, uh, this TikTok Charli D’Amelio party and I was like— I was like, ‘Tommy, you have to tell me everything about this Charli D’Amelio party’ and then he, like, was telling me all about it and then he showed me the video of, like, him having a dance battle with, like, Marc D’Amelio and, like, dancing and, like, doing this” [raises middle fingers] “to Charli D’Amelio and it was so funny.
And I look in the background of the video and I’m like ‘Tommy, that’s Bryce Hall and Tana Mongeau. Like, right behind— That’s Bryce Hall and T—’ and he’s like ‘Who’s that?’ And I’m like…” [disbelieving silence] [cuts to close up] ‘Who’s that?’ I’m like ‘Yeah, you know Tana Mongeau, the one with the bleach blonde hair, big lips, big eyelashes?’ and he’s like ‘Oh yeah, I was talking to her for like an hour’ and I’m like…” [puts her head in her hands]

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The splashtext “Technoblade Never Dies!” has been added to Minecraft!
This has been fully confirmed as real now, for those who were doubting it <3
There is also a message about Techno in the Java 1.19.1 pre-release notes
no bc. the news broke at like 5am for me and an hour or so beforehand we had such a pretty sunrise and it was like. The most vibrant pink ive ever seen the sky. i took photos and im now looking back at them like wow..... he painted the whole sky for us
this doesnt do it justice at all but<3 Look at that. it was glowing
I'm thinking a lot about mythmaking and Technoblade, because that feels very appropriate, I feel like he would enjoy living on as a legend through all these little stories.
So yes, he visited Wilbur in a dream to call him a loser. Yes, he visited Sophie in a dream to call her cringe. Yes, he jumpscared Michael for criticising the "elbow reveal" joke. Yes, he painted the sky pink wherever that happened. Yes, he appeared as a pig shaped cloud in the sky. If you make a potato farm, he'll be there in spirit to criticise its efficiency. If you call for him during a match, he might send you his energy (if he likes you). If you get the spaceship option in Guess the Build, you'd better pick that or he'll come for you. All of these little moments are really him, because he is a larger than life figure. A true folk hero.
And yes, when you hear thunder, that might be Techno taking on the kingdom of God. (Call it proactive atheism.)
It's all ridiculous but that's as it should be to be honest. He was a ridiculous guy.
And I feel more comfortable with this kind of thing than I do with thinking too hard about Alex (I feel weird even calling him that) and the very personal tragedy of his passing. It's true that he and his family and friends shared some of that with us, but it's not really ours I think. But the legend of Technoblade is.
real and true technoblade crashed my art program four times when i tried to draw him a goodbye
this is really nice, after everything he did for minecraft and the community, he's gonna be honored permanently in the game he loved so much ❤️
hello techno :]

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Rest in peace forever, Techno @ The TommyInnit Liveshow in Brighton Dome
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