Lots of Podcasts In Here

Y’all I’m cooked I let myself start heated rivalry posting now I’m going to be fixated on funky AUs for at least a month

I love that we’ve decided Shane was the chunkiest baby on planet earth. I’d say sorry to Yuna but her competitive ass probably took it as a badge of honor. I think her nurses made her a little certificate for biggest baby they’d seen in their careers and she makes David get it framed

Controversial take I think Ilya did have enough clothes in his cottage suitcase but it was all strategically selected pieces that were comfortable and both easy to hide amongst Shane’s clothes but obviously Ilyas once worn and he’d already mostly finished his plan to leave them in Shane’s drawers by the time they get caught and he doesn’t want to admit he covertly hung his 1 nice button up he brought in Shane’s closet so he goes with the raiders t shirt

Shane Hollander is like if you spent years preparing for the apocalypse and then the world did in fact end and everyone around you is like “isn’t it great you don’t have to worry about preparing for the apocalypse anymore?”

I don’t think Ilya or Shane listen to taylor swift but the reputation album drops four months after the cottage and I do think Ilya hears it somewhere and forever holds a petty grudge against the person who made him aware it exists at the peak of his secret relationship era

Sometimes I wonder if I’ll be her first good ex

If eddie diaz not gay what the fuck was his and josh’s problem in season 5

Being able and willing to go to therapy now that I’m doing Generally Okay is very strange. I’ll come in and be like “here’s something that’s been stressing me out rn and some overall patterns I see in myself showing up because of that” and we talk about it and then halfway through the week I go “Hmm I wonder when I should bring up the Bad Times? That was so long ago…surely my current issues have nothing to do with the Bad Times”

Buckle by Florence and the machine is so hollanov hook up era coded it’s sickening