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’ don’t get in my way. ’

‘ being assigned to the same mission doesn’t make us friends. ’

‘ don’t play friendly with me. ’

‘ i work alone. ’

‘ try to keep up. ’

‘ do what you want. i’m not going to babysit you. ’

‘ it’s my mission, i’m in charge. ’

‘ follow my lead. ’

‘ i’m following you. ’

‘ i have never heard such a stupid plan. ’

‘ great. you’re going to get us all killed. ’

‘ thanks for the advice. ’

‘ watch yourself! ’

‘ got your six. ’

‘ i’ve got your back. ’

‘ try not to die! or do, i don’t care. ’

‘ don’t get blood on my floor. ’

‘ can you attract any more attention to us!? ’

‘ this was supposed to be a stealth mission. ’

‘ they didn’t tell me i’d be working with an idiot. ’

‘ i hate this just as much as you, but we have to see this through. ’

‘ i’m not doing this for you. ’

‘ i’m just following orders. ’

‘ stay with me! ’

‘ let’s not make a habit of this. ’

‘ you could’ve gotten yourself killed. ’

‘ pay attention. ’

‘ if it comes between you or the mission, i’m choosing the mission. without question. ’

‘ i will leave you behind. ’

‘ i’m not leaving you behind. ’

‘ you started this thing with me, you’re ending it with me. ’

‘ we make a pretty good team. ’

‘ maybe we should do this more often. ’

‘ when this mission started, i didn’t like you… still don’t. ’

‘ you’re not so bad yourself. ’

‘ try me. ’

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒  𝐌𝐘  𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋  𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑  𝐇𝐀𝐒  𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃      ♡      𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎  𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.

per  request  in  high  demand ,  here’s  a  list  of    absolutely  batshit ,  out  of  pocket  things  my  original  character  has  said.    triggers  and  nsfw   will  be   present  in  this  specific  meme.

“ i  acquired  coffee  and  i  know  temporary  peace. ”

“ all  jokes  aside ,  the  idea  of  a  gay  agenda  doesn’t  make  sense.  if  someone  influences  you  to  suck  cock ,  you  probably  already  wanted  to  suck  cock. ”

“ i  am  way  too  hot  and  sleep  deprived  to  deal  with  anything  beyond  the  veil  right  now. ”

“ you  got  the  motherfuckin’  right  to  remain  violent.  hollywood  undead  said  so. ”

“ yeah ,  i  have  nfts.  nice  fuckin’  tits. ”

“ oh ,  you’re  in  his  dms?  you’re  shooting  your  shot?  i’m  his  sleep  paralysis  demon.  i’m  in  the  corner  of  his  room  reciting  the  bee  movie  script  and  there’s  nothing  he  can  do  about  it. ”

“ i  don’t  give  a  shit.  if  you  tell  me  jack  and  sally  weren’t  mean  to  be  i’ll  take  your  kneecaps. ”

“ woke  up  feeling  like  it’d  be  a  fine  day  to  challenge  god  to  a  knife  fight  in  a  denny’s  parking  lot. ”

“ someone  give  my  number  to  paul  rudd  or  bill  murray. ”

“ ( name ) ,  i  am  free  tomorrow  night  for  dinner  tomorrow  night  when  i  am  free. ”

“ the  shrimp  urge  to  fry  rice. ”

“ the  problem  with  pretty  men  is  that  they  know  it. ”

“ let’s  all  be  real  here.  by  now  you  know  i  only  watched  twilight  for  the  dilfs. ”

“ speaking  of  november–––  i  think  the  whole  ‘ no  nut  november ’  is  admirable.  not  for  me  though.  i’ll  be  substituting  with  no  bra.  you’re  welcome. ”

“ i’m  so  hot  today.  and  for  what?  to  be  perceived?  no  thanks. ”

“ what  if  i  fed  ( name )  to  the  new  york  rats … ?  hail  raatma  type  shit. ”

“ regular  people?  boring.  only  dilfs ,  cult  leaders ,  and  danger. ”

“ speaking  of  dilfs––– ”

“ thinking  about  them  again.  them  is  aliens.  thinking  about  aliens  again. ”

“ i  have  a  masters  in  dilfology. ”

“ where  are  the  dilfs?  i  was  told  there  would  be  dilfs  here. ”

“ my  body  is  most  definitely  a  temple ,  but  that  temple  just  so  happens  to  be  a  year–round  spirit  halloween. ”

“ curse  of  michael  myers  tommy  doyle  was  an  aquarius.  i  will  not  elaborate. ”

“ it’s  the  audacity  for  me.  instead  of  a  spine ,  because  you’re  a  spineless  fucking  coward ,  that’s  where  you  store  the  audacity. ”

“ if  you  tell  me  i’m  right  about  literally  anything ,  i  will  have  a  spontaneous  orgasm  right  then  and  there.  you  have  stroked  my  ego  to  a  nut. ”

“ what  can  i   say?  i’m  in  demand. ”

“ find  the  silver  lining  and  offer  the  rats  your  enemies  so  you  can  befriend  them  and  come  to  an  agreement  to  leave  each  other  alone. ”

“ i  could  break  him.  i  could  snap  that  fucker  in  half. ”

“ tits  out  on  a  friday  in  november  is  wild  for  sure. ”

requested by my bestie 

WORDS: 

“  is that your blood?  ”

“  woah—  hold up you’re bleeding.  ”

“  your bandages— you’re bleeding through them.  ”

“  shit,  i think i pulled my stitches.  ”

“  i’ll make them bleed for this.  ”

“  a little blood never never hurt anyone.  ”

“  why the fuck is there blood on the carpet?  ”

“  your nose is bleeding.  ”

“  you can make me bleed all you want,  i’ll never scream for you.  ”

“  you don’t understand,  i had to do it.  i had to kill them.  ”

“  stop fussing— this isn’t my blood.  ”

“  i did what was necessary.  ”

“  why are you bleeding?  what happened?  ”

“  who hurt you?  why is there blood all over you?  ”

“  i think you’ll look quite pretty when you bleed.  ”

“  who did you kill?  whose blood is that?  ”

“  i’m not usually a sadistic sort of person,  but i will take pleasure in spilling your blood.  ”

“  i don’t actually enjoy killing.  it’s messy.  the blood gets everywhere.  it’s just necessary sometimes.  ”

“  it looked kind of beautiful in a fucked up sort of way.  blood on snow.  the kind of thing you usually only see in stories.  ” 

“  i can’t get it off—  i can still feel it on me!  ”

“  just calm down.  breathe.  i’ll take care of this.  ”

“  hold still— you’ve got blood on your face.  ”

“  why is there blood on your knife?  ”

“  oh,  it’s just a little bit of blood.  don’t nutsack out.  ”

“  i’m going to drain every ounce of your blood.  nice and slow.  like you deserve.  ”  

“  i’ll kill anyone who ever makes you bleed again.  ”

“  your/their blood is just too pretty to keep inside.  ”

“  there’s something fascinating about blood.  it’s captivating. ”

“  blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb.  ”

“  you made me bleed on my shirt—  i fucking loved this shirt!  ”

“  leave me alone,  it’s shark week and i got blood on my sheets.  ”

“  should i be concerned about why there’s blood in the sink?  ”

“  do i ask questions or do i just help you clean up all this blood?  ”

ACTIONS: 

[ ALONE ]  for sender to show up on receiver’s doorstep covered in blood. 

[ ARRIVE ] for receiver to show up on sender’s doorstep covered in blood. 

[ CLEANSE ] for sender to find receiver trying to clean blood off themselves. 

[ DISCOVER ] for receiver to find sender trying to clean blood off themselves. 

[ AID ] for sender to help receiver clean blood off themselves. 

[ ERASE ] for receiver to help sender clean blood off themselves. 

[ ESCAPE ] for sender to find receiver after they’ve killed someone. 

[ SEEN ] for receiver to find sender after they’ve killed someone. 

[ HELP ] for sender to clean up the aftermath of receiver’s crime. 

[ ACCEPT ] for receiver to clean up the aftermath of sender’s crime. 

[ FOUND ] for sender to discover receiver covered in blood. 

[ EXPOSE ] for receiver to discover sender covered in blood. 

[ ATTACK ] for sender to stab or shoot receiver. 

[ WOUNDED ] for receiver to stab or shoot sender. 

[ BROKE ] for sender to punch receiver hard enough their nose bleeds. 

[ INJURE ] for receiver to punch sender hard enough their nose bleeds. 

[ WITNESS ] for sender to see receiver get hurt enough to bleed.  

[ WATCH ] for receiver to see sender get hurt enough to bleed. 

[ RETALIATE ] for sender to make receiver’s attacker bleed. 

[ DEFEND ] for receiver to make sender’s attacker bleed. 

[ SURVIVE ] for sender to realize receiver is bleeding after getting through a fight. 

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