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THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

i got the job

Litany against unemployment.

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

Please I’m running low on juice

it ain’t worth the risk

call my girl the bit the way i’m committed to her

call my girl the bit the way I’m CHOMPING AT HER.

can you stop making kissy noises at the malevolent entity, please. you’re scaring it

Saving the monster is just as much of a power fantasy as slaying the monster.

"I can fix him" this "I can make him worse" that Pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative.