11. lonely night

stop talking and just fucking stare into space

answer your one word question with five minutes of prologue, appendix, seven sequels, & movie adaptation of what could have been a one word answer

“what was i saying” every two sentences

answer your one word question by just staring at you blankly

try to tell u a really great story about a thing but i forgot 90% of the details so u just get 2-3 REALLY enthusiastic sentences to compensate

not know what expression to react with about a thing you said so i default to laughing & it turns out u were being dead serious

literally just not talk at all

try to make a joke, get embarrassed about the joke halfway through the sentence, and just completely trail off

walk away in the middle of the conversation

lie about my weekend because u asked how it was and i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did