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A neutral milk hotel is a complicit milk hotel

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

I’m not mysterious and quiet I’m just iron deficient

Zendaya is Nietzsche

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

Yeah I understand schroedingers law, that any closed box could contain either whatever is supposed to be in it, or a dead cat, which is why i don’t go into shoe stores,

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

i hope the guy from khan academy goes straight to heaven

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for