well, shit

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

in a way i am my own dead wife

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

no idea what this means

lemon lime spine

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

greeting the mutuals

dude you have x’s for eyes are you ok

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

I lied I don't have Netflix we're pressing on each other's bruises until someone taps out