I Like Frogs

“Harrowhark rose to the occasion like an evening star.” is one of my fav lines in all of the locked tomb

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

thinking about how despite how much they hate(d) each other it was always harrow making almost borderline flirty comments at gideon. 'i wouldve thought youd like to see my girlish and vulnerable heart,' 'or i may start to like it,' gideon going 'why did i have to be born so attractive' and harrow just saying 'because everyone would have throttled you otherwise' (ie not denying it). gideons flirty-ish comments were like an annoying jab at her side but harrows comments always came out like they wanted to hit right under her skin. ianthe was so right harrow IS a romantic

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

It’s probably just me but I feel like the Canvas app logo looks a bit like a period tracker app that I used to use back when I needed things like that