your friendly neighbordhoord warlock tiefling!

my super sustainable bmw

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience