gay disaster

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Good Day, Bitch

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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who up yerking that thing asunder

i got all these followers and none of them want to be my sugar daddy

we're all too broke to sugar daddy ralph, we can't even splenda papa unless we steal the packets from the coffee shop at this point.

honestly fair

Mentally I'm at the farmer's market with the love of my life, buying fresh fruits and vegetables 🥺

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

What’s doing the killing

The Killer

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

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i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons