petit chou

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

I THOUGHT IT WAS A HYPERBOLE

ゲゲッ、2019年ももう2月?! 鶏みたいに時は駆け抜ける…

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

the signs from most to least funny

Yield Stop Railroad Xing Wet Floor No Parking Do Not Enter Exit Open Toll Booths Ahead Register Closed Trucks Use Low Gear School Zone

big comfy piles of pillows

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

same

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

Just… Idk Try

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

Wow

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes