‘ but something happened… i fell in love with you or something. ’
‘ please shut up. ’
‘ i feel like i don’t have a friend in the world. ’
‘ i better find a rich guy to marry. ’
‘ it doesn’t matter what you say about somebody once they’re gone. what matters is how you treat them when they’re still here. ’
‘ to be a bitch or not to be a bitch? ’
‘ you just keep dissing me. what’s with that? ’
‘ you think i’m proud of myself? i’m not. ’
‘ i wanna do something meaningful. ’
‘ i’ve made my choice… and i choose me. ’
‘ just because someone knocks doesn’t mean you have to open the door. ’
‘ hey, you always gotta be a little suspicious of perfection. ’
‘ she wanted to know if you had any hobbies or anything, so i told her how much you like to knit. ’
‘ i just don’t believe in winning through intimidation… unless, of course, i’m doing the intimidating. ’
‘ i think we’re supposed to kiss a few different people before we settle down with one person for the rest of our lives. ’
‘ if that’s her idea of a platonic relationship, i would love to see what happens when she decides to get physical. ’
‘ i love you, man, but if you were any dumber, you’d require fertilizer. ’
‘ i just have one question: are we having fun yet? ’
‘ do you want to know what sexy is? sexy is a guy who can go three weeks without being unfaithful to his girlfriend. ’
‘ you’re just some kind of soft drink sippin’, hockey puck hair cut havin’, bart simpson lookalike without a place to live. ’
‘ friendship, loyalty, and love, which will not be diminished just because we may not end up together. ’
‘ the memories we have shared will not go away simply because we do. ’
‘ girls mature faster than guys. ’
‘ i like your butt… i mean, your bike. ’
‘ what do i look like, an atm? ’
‘ i loved you more than i ever thought i could love anybody. maybe that was the problem. ’
‘ it’s after midnight! ’
‘ personally, i hate to dance. ’
‘ why is everybody staring at me? i mean, what– what’s wrong? ’
‘ didn’t you forget something? ’
‘ no, i– oh my god! i forgot my clothes! ’
‘ and what am i, chopped liver? ’
‘ funny me. i thought what we had was personal. ’
‘ look, i feel like a fool for coming out, but i don’t care. ’
‘ all i know is, i don’t want to turn into an axe murderer. ’
‘ you don’t have to flash that fake i.d. every time you come in here. ’
‘ it doesn’t seem like your brain’s been totally fried by the sun out here. ’
‘ hey dude, like let’s go catch some totally fun, gnarly, radical waves. ’
‘ admit you’re a horses ass. ’
‘ actually, i’d say you’re doing just find. ’
‘ so i like guys, so guys like me. what’s wrong with that? ’
‘ gum is not food. ’
‘ you better step back because i’m pissed! ’
‘ we’re going to make this work. ’
‘ if something goes wrong, it’s my fault? ’
‘ it’s been a long time. i forgot what your priorities are. ’
‘ i want us to be together. ’
‘ i know i mad a thousand mistakes. ’
‘ he’s going into the witness protection program. ’
‘ we’d never see each other again. ’
‘ i hated you for a long time. ’
‘ you don’t know what it’s like to hate you. it ruins everything. but i don’t hate you anymore. ’
‘ i don’t hate you anymore. ’
‘ i was thinking of an even bigger commitment. ’
‘ i was thinking of getting married. ’
‘ marry me. ’
‘ that wasn’t a question and you are not down on one knee. ’
‘ well, you got a point. ’
‘ i do love you. will you marry me? ’
‘ in all the beaches, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. ’
‘ what, you don’t knock? ’
‘ always a dangerous trend! ’
‘ why is it the two woman i ever loved are running around with total dirt bags? ’
‘ get him out of here! ’
‘ just ask, politely, and i’ll leave, but i won’t go away. ’
‘ do you know how psyched we all were when you came back? ’
‘ dude, what are you waiting for? ’
‘ well, she turned me down once. part of me thinks i should just leave it at that. ’
‘ without my lip gloss? ’
‘ i’ll never be able to fake this! ’
‘ that’s not gonna work at all. you’re horrible! ’
‘ do you mind telling me what it is you have against the telephone? ’
‘ i would rather you tell me what it is you have against me. ’
‘ what i did to that guy was wrong… i was wrong. ’
‘ get dressed, i’ll take you home. ’
‘ i said we’re leaving. ’
‘ i heard what you said. ’
‘ and frankly, i think you have a moral responsibility here as well. ’
‘ do you have any idea how really serious this is? ’
‘ i do understand a desperate situation when i see one. ’
‘ my life flashed before my eyes, but your lectures went by a lot quicker. ’
‘ you want to know what happened? life’s a bitch, that’s what happened. ’
‘ the joke’s on you, kid. ’
‘ don’t you love hotels? of all the kinky things that go on in this place, it’s inspiring. ’
‘ most people would live like this if they could. ’
‘ is that a cue stick, or are you just happy to see me? ’
‘ well, the last time i saw you, you were running away. ’
‘ why? you need a lube job? ’
‘ how long are you staying? ’
‘ i’m still waiting for my hug. ’
‘ she needs sleep. ’
‘ you lost a shoe! ’
‘ if he doesn’t like fire, he shouldn’t be playing with matches. ’
‘ listen to you! you are truly a bad girl! ’
‘ if the audience is not standing on their feet at the end of tomorrow night, i will personally kick their asses. ’
‘ i want you to tell me everything. ’
‘ i think he has a crush on you. ’
‘ how long has it been since our last altercation? ’
‘ now are we dating? ’
‘ look, if you think i’m some stupid lovesick teenager making a fool of myself, then why don’t you just tell me, okay? ’
‘ i don’t care what anyone thinks about us and i don’t know why you do either. ’
‘ i’m just trying to do what’s right. ’
‘ i’m a spring princess! ’
‘ don’t you think we’d make a great couple? ’
‘ i’d probably be in love with you. ’
‘ that’s probably the ugliest thing anyone has ever said to me. ’
‘ plan b is… to think about plan be. ’
‘ your footprints and any traces you were here get wiped away as if you weren never here. ’
‘ i hate to break it to you, but we’re adults. we are going to have to grow up sometime. ’
‘ he still is damn irresistible. ’
‘ can someone take me home? ’
‘ when you told me that new evolution could help him open up, i thought you meant his soul, not his checkbook. ’
‘ don’t you think you should slow down? this is your third glass. ’
‘ tell me… who do i have? ’
‘ he totaled his car. he’s in the hospital on life support. ’
‘ you bastard! ’
‘ you said he could go out with whoever he wanted. ’
‘ i am not a bimbo. ’
‘ i always thought that if it looks like a duck and walks like a duck… ’
‘ you said you were my best friend. what a joke. ’
‘ you know, if you’re trying to make me jealous, it won’t work. ’
‘ hey, you broke up with me, alright? and don’t you ever forget it! ’
‘ you know, if you’re trying to lose your bimbo image, i honestly don’t think this will help. ’
‘ i don’t know, it’s sort of degrading to be treated as a sex object. ’
‘ i thought i lost you. ’
‘ i’ve been calling you all day. ’
‘ i know it’s stupid and dangerous. you can start bitching any time. ’
‘ thank god you’re okay. ’
‘ let her go. she’ll be alright. ’
‘ you made your choice and i have to live with that. ’
‘ i don’t want to hear it! i’ve heard enough! ’
‘ i thought you guys were my friends. i loved you. i trusted you both! ’
‘ neither of us wanted to hurt you. ’
‘ you didn’t seem to care about how i felt! ’
‘ did you really say that i was intelligent and one of a kind? ’
‘ the only thing worse than having an addiction is denying that you have one. ’
‘ one night in jail is definitely enough for me to realize that i don’t want to go back. ’
‘ what? i’m sorry, i just don’t know what you expect from me. ’
‘ you are crazy, but thank you. ’
‘ i can’t go with you. not this time. ’
‘ you always understand me. you believe in me, don’t you? ’
‘ i love you. i’ve never stopped loving you and i know i never will. ’
‘ i won’t be gone forever. give me something to come back to. ’
‘ everyone here looks like they stepped out of a music video. ’
‘ nobody knows me here. i could be anybody. i could be somebody! ’
‘ i didn’t like my classes, i didn’t like the dorms, i didn’t like the people. i didn’t like anything. ’
‘ but no matter how bad things got, you were so understanding. we were able to put it behind us – even laugh about it. we always ended up having a great time. ’
‘ you ever want something so bad and then you finally get it and it turns into a complete nightmare? ’
‘ do you think they saw us? ’
‘ you better have a damn good story ready! ’
