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does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer

shoutout to me for never having a homestuck phase

Reminder to moisturize your neck after you shower. A lot of y’all either forget or don’t do it at all and the neck is one of the first areas of the body to show signs of aging because it’s so often neglected. If you feel like you’ll forget this just imagine yourself waking up at 35 and finding yourself with a little turkey neck and kids chanting “gobble gobble” when they see you. I’m sure you’ll remember then.

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

bruh

someone: how’s life me: *is continuously fucking up and can’t do anything right and is overeating and can’t stop crying and is struggling in school and feels like sleep is the only escape and wants to die* me: it’s good