Veronica Decides To Die

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

how it feels to exit an era of intense anhedonia

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

I mean, what, was I supposed to refer to them as if they actually are authority figures? those don't exist

y'all are doing some weird discourse on this post. no that therapist doesn't need to be "investigated" lmao. she didn't say I was wrong, she reacted because the phrasing was specific as fuck and revealed a lot about my worldview which is totally reasonable to want to explore.

depressed in my room pumping out those 0-noters like its 2017

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.

Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series

I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

i love being a mutual so much i was made to be a mutual i hope they put on my gravestone that i was a beloved daughter sister ex wife and mutual