Random Trash

I was never a “pleasure to have in class” I was more of a “distraction to my classmates” and I stand by that decision

What happened to baby changing stations. I swear they used to be everywhere, and now they’re only in old bathrooms. Do modern babies no longer require changing?

My favorite thing about NBC Hannibal is that in the show Hannibal is from Lithuania, but Mads Mikkelsen is Danish and just uses his accent and literally no one questions it.

I feel like we do not acknowledge how awkward unlocking a door for someone is. Like you never remember it’s locked for some reason, so then you try to open it and it doesn’t open. Then you panic and forget how to unlock a door. Then you always turn it the wrong way first. And it’s super loud and awkward the the whole time the other person is just standing there like 👁👄👁

New year, new variations of the same bullshit