#nadc

Danhausen

[Camera cuts backstage, where once there was Mil Muertes throne now there is a vending machine]

R-Truth: finally i found it! I knew it was here after all, i should warn Kane if i see him...he just vanished last time...

[ R-Truth puts some coins in the vending machine and choose the chips... But they get stuck]

R-Truth: Really?? After all of this...Am i cursed?

[A high pitched laugh can be heard]

???: Yes yes, Truthman you are indeed the cursed fellow.. it was me that did that!!!

R-truth: Who? Who is talking?

[Truth looks inside the vending machine]

???: Behind yourself Truthman it was me Danhausen!!

[R-truth turns around and looks at him]

R-Truth: Is that you Vampiro???

Danhausen: No no Truthman, its me Danhausen and until i get a title shot at that green shiny title you wont get any chips ever againnn.. I've CURSED YOU

[He laughs and vanish in the dark]

R-Truth: WHAT NO ? COME BACK YOU HALLOWEEN GUY, NEXT WEEK YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT AND I GET WHAT I WANT. BOTH CHIPS AND TITLE ON THE LINE!!

R-Truth

Truth broke Mil Muertes curse, but he got struck by Danhausen's. After 13m 47s Danhausen won the now..Very Nice Very Evil NADC Championship

Highlights:

ITS OVER, NO MORE MIL MUERTES, NO MORE CATRINA, NADC IS FREE!!!

[Truth is walking backstage searching for something]

R-Truth (to himself): “Alright, Truth… You smelled popcorn five minutes ago. That means catering close.”

[He opens a heavy, ominous-looking door engraved with ancient runes.]

Excalibur (on commentary): “Wait a minute!”

Taz: “That’s not catering. That’s… that’s Mil Muertes’ temple, Excalibur!”

[Inside: flickering candles, bone-decorated walls, and an altar at the center with a large, ominous stone— Mil’s sacred relic.]

R-Truth: “Dang y’all went all out for the VIP catering!”

[He wanders past the altar. While turning to look behind a pillar, his elbow bumps the stone..]

[It lands on the ground with a cracking noise. A slight invisible crack on the center of it.]

Truth (frozen): “…That was like that when I got here.”

[The flames of the candles flicker violently.]

Taz: “Ohhhh no. He touched The Stone. HE TOUCHED THE STONE!”

[SUDDENLY THE DOORS BURST OPEN. MIL MUERTES storms in, eyes full of rage.]

R-Truth: “KANE?! AGAIN?!? BRO WHY YOU EVERYWHERE LATELY?!”

[Mil lets out a roar of pure hatred, Truth screams and bolts out of the room. Mil follows him destroying everything in his path.]

Taz: “He’s gonna kill him!”

[Catrina stands in the silence, her eyes wide as she stares at the cracked relic on the floor.]

[She slowly kneels and picks it up. Her hands tremble.]

Catrina (softly, to herself): “…No...”

Tony: “She looks… actually afraid.”

Excalibur: “She should be! That stone anchors Mil Muertes to this world. If it shatters…”

Taz: “Say goodbye to the man of a thousand deaths.”

[Catrina clutches the relic to her chest, staring toward the path Mil just tore through.]

[Back on the action]

[Mil storms down a corridor, TRASHING everything in sight. Security won’t even approach him.]

R-Truth’s voice echoes from somewhere unseen: “STOP FOLLOWIN’ ME! I DIDN’T EVEN GET A PLATE!”

[Mil howls, tipping over tables and as crew members flee.]

Excalibur: “This is out of control!”

Taz: “And Truth’s hiding somewhere in this arena like a terrified raccoon!”

[Mil pacing through the shadows, breathing heavy, fists clenched, searching for Truth — who’s nowhere to be seen.]

[Backstage, Catrina sits in the ruin of the stone room, clutching the cracked relic]

*Catrina already in the ring and behind his back, the towering Mil Muertes with the NADC Championship glinting on his shoulder.*

Catrina: "Another challenger broken. Another body left cold beneath Mil’s feet. This championship is no longer—”

???: "OH MY GOD…That’s—KANE! KANE’S BACK, Y’ALL!! And he brought STEPHANIE McMAHON with him!!”

*The crowd bursts into laughter as the figure comes out from backstage...its R-Truth..he rushes to ringside, circling the ring, yelling.*

R-Truth (to fans): “I knew it! I told y’all they was gonna bring back the Authority eventually! They tryin’ to sneak it in quiet! I ain’t dumb—I WATCH THE PRODUCT!”

*Catrina and Mil stare, stone-faced.*

R-Truth (pointing at Mil): “Kane, I respect you, dawg. You raised fire from the ring posts, chokeslammed guy after guy, became even mayor and now you back in your mask again!”

*He turns to Catrina, putting his hands together.*

R-Truth: “And Steph… you lookin’ real different, but that’s how y’all rich folks do. One day you're corporate, next day you goth—no judgment!”

*Catrina’s eye twitches. Mil clenches his fists. The tension is rising.*

R-Truth (dead serious): “Look… I came out here ‘cause I heard there’s a new belt. I want in. Put me in that match, Steph. Let me fight the demon mayor or whatever he is doing now, for the ehhh...oh yea NADC...ehh North American Disco Championship!!! Yea right i can dance battle your demon ass!!”

Catrina (coldly): “You are out of your mind.”

*Mil steps forward, breathing heavy, eyes burning a hole through Truth. He takes a step closer.*

*Catrina puts a hand on Mil’s chest to hold him back. Mil stares down at her, then at Truth, who throws up his fists playfully.*

R-Truth: “I ain't scared of fire. I got fire insurance!”

*Mil starts moving again. Catrina barks at him in Spanish saying something on the lines of "he is just a waste of time". Truth points a finger up like he had a revelation.*

R-Truth (gasps): “…WAIT. ARE WE IN MEXICO?"

*Catrina just storms out, dragging Mil with her. Mil keeps staring at Truth like he wants to snap him in half.*

R-Truth (yelling after them): “DON’T WALK AWAY FROM ME, KANE! I’M GONNA BEAT THAT TITLE OFF YOUR SPARKY DEMON BUTT!”

*He turns to the camera, totally serious.*

R-Truth: “They thought they could sneak around with that disco title. Im a dance machine and y’all better be ready.”

*He does a salute, tosses the mic up, and exits like a man who just laid down the truth.*