we are going to send worms to your location

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

my hobbies include watching the trees sway in the wind, drinking warm beverages, walking to places, yearning,

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

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unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real