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3000s

once humans evolve to not have faces anymore everyones gonna be confused about why we had a website called facebook

3000s

i'll prove you wrong

"Saturday's an excellent night for stealing bullion!"

You're so right 1984 tv series Sherlock Holmes

#new weekend plans #gonna steal some bullion with my pals #what a fun group activity #bonding moment #thank you for the idea #sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes 1984 #the adventures of sherlock holmes and dr. watson

I was just listening to the Distractible episode That Sounds Bad! on youtube and when it was Bob's second turn to make sex sound bad I accidently turned off my phone right after he said "sex happens with another person." and didn't realize that wasn't his whole answer for a good five seconds. I was just like yeah that Does sound bad.

#totally valid #another person has to be there?#no thanks!#I'll pass #a very asexual validating segment thanks guys #distractible podcast #distractible #bob muyskens #wade barnes #mark fischbach #asexual

Putting on my gay ass outfit to go on my gay ass hike so I don't lose my gay ass mind

#ok im not technically gay but “my Other gendered asexual and possibly aromatic ass” doesnt have the same ring to it #part of my gay ass outfit is a handmedown from my mom's queer butch cousin #if i dont spend enough time outside away from people i will cry #i need to disappear into the woods #as a treat #just become a woods creature #I'm one of the woodsfolk and being in a city is killing me #woods #text post #queer

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I stumbled upon an old essay of mine while cleaning out my laptop storage and thought some people might enjoy it. It's about the evolution of what we consider to be a monster throughout history. I wrote it freshman year of college so be nice.

#probably one of my favorite essays to write #I normally wasn't great at english but I loved this class #also I got to reference tma #so that was fun #monsters #essay writing #english class #college #history #I know the grammar is subpar I am a science nerd not a writing nerd #I could write you a scientific article any day #horror #vampires #werewolf #sea monster

I should be allowed to block people on inaturalist.

It's a site for beginners and specialists alike but the specialists love to say shit like "i can't believe you ID'd this as a small grass spider when it's obviously a medium grass spider, you can totally see the tiny differentiations between the species in this blurry photo, what Idiot would misidentify this?!"

#there is a man on inaturalist that I try to kill with my mind every time i see his profile pop up #it's a crowd source site for a reason #people are gonna misidentify things but you can just correct it without being an asshole #we're all learning together #please be nice #inaturalist #bugs #insects #spiders #naturalist

Someone please tell me you're also seeing the panda bear death via childbirth game ad please I need to know if I've finally lost it

#i swear its real #i know tumblr ads are weird but holy shit #what is this game even supposed to be?!?!#the first frame of the ad is like a lovecraftian horror #tumblr ads #text post #weird #mobile games

driftwoodsix

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

queer-as-city-folk

this is not how you advertise your product, i fear

fresh-freddy

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pukicho

Is the electric guitar the world's first 'gay only' instrument?

antigyro

It may shock you but there are straight men who play electric guitar.

pukicho

Yeah they fucking wish

I've recently moved into a student house that is in a suburb. I'm from the woods so I get creeped out by the houses that are not quite cookie-cutter but still just variations of the same design all in neat rows with identical lawns.

And then today while out on a walk I saw that one house has a yellow door. Bright yellow. Every other house has white, grey, or dark green doors. I've listened to every episode of the magnus archives at least twice, so I am unsettled by the sight. I just hope everyone else can see the door as well.

#i am very tempted to knock on the door #but that would be a very bad idea #mostly because i don't want to talk to other people #or have to explain why i am unsettled by their front door #maybe they're tma fans too #tma #tma podcast #helen the distortion #the spiral #the magnus archives

edettethegreat

rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.

and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"

and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"

verdiris

He's gonna iron that lung so good

sokodraws

judgement

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blackberreh-art

The Archivist will see you now

asteroidtroglodyte

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

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