I love that the yearly return of Dracula Daily has become a Tumblr holiday and that it has evolved from "My Good Friend Jonathan has sent me a letter" to "My Good Friend Jonathan is stuck in a time loop, let's make paprika hendl about it."

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

Mood

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

Never forget: Moose are legit Ice Age megafauna that never died out.

He just….just….pet the wild moose…the bravery, the hutzpah

The forbidden snoot!

Normally I would say you shouldn’t pet a wild animal, but the moose is already right there. If you’re that close to a moose’s snout you might as well pet it. If the moose wants to kill you, you’re going to die, so you might as well.

@paran0rmaltexas

A giant moose, OP says when that is just a normal size moose

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.

In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.

#bullshitting takes many forms#and should be a skill kids are allowed to hone

Honestly, bullshitting effectively is one of the best things that college teaches you, which is another reason AI is terrible

I’m not sure which one came first but I’m happy for their transition!