Art heap (dumpster fire)

Was “Oh Crowley, nothing lasts forever” actually about being in Heaven?!

Crowley says to him “You can’t leave this bookshop” and then Aziraphale responds “Oh Crowley, nothing lasts forever.”

Was what he saying actually “If you think we’re leaving here forever for Heaven, then please know it’s only temporary, we’re only going to Heaven to fix things, then we can come back here.”

Is that why he gives that confused look with that sad little smile when Crowley covers his eyes. Because he doesn’t understand why Crowley hasn’t understood his meaning?!

“hello this is anthony crowley. you know what to do, do it with style.”

“i know who you are, you idiot. i telephoned you. listen—”

the way aziraphale has clearly never ONCE gotten crowley’s answering machine