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“THATS A FRENCH ASS NAME YVONNE—“

I’m Yvonne Chalamet and I quote that MadTV sketch way too much. It IS a French ass name, but my siblings have those too so it’s nothing special. I’m turning 24 this year.I’m non-binary, but, she/They pronouns are both fine. And yeah, I’m so French I was born on Bastille Day. I have two fur babies(dogs), just started fostering two kittens impulsively, and have 1 human child named Amelie who is turning 2 soon. I’m a photographer and mostly take pictures for musicians at shows. I love horror movies, Nintendo shit, and rock music. I say “Jesus fucking Christ” way too much for a Jew. Anyway, I can’t think of anything else to put in here, so! Find me over at @ hopelessxdefective if you want to chat or chat about making out or some shit, I guess?

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If you pretend the guys on the TV show Ghost Adventures are talking about a vagina instead of a “haunted location”, the show becomes hilarious

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I will be removing myself from situations

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If something is happening, well, I certainly don't want anything to do with that

I need girls night, who’s down?

Off to drive Amelie to Jersey to bother Bella before her show

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I need to fix my follows sighhhhh

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"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

Returned and forgot my log in for a few. Anyway, hi—

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me: *has a breakdown over smth stupid* me @ me:

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Euripides, from Grief Lessons: Four Plays; translated by Anne Carson

Text ID: Gods are stubborn. So am I.

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ohhh my god i need enrichment soooo baddddd....... someone PLEASE throw something strange and new into my enclosure!!!!!

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The fuck is wrong with my brother????

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Nowergian Wood by Haruki Murakami.

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good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

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Chronic pain decided to just pop in and say hi, who wants to hold me?????

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so untrue worstie i hope you die

#death mention #death

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