i've carried the weight.

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

its literally so funny that he was just like Im a creep im a Weirdo. NO metaphors no eloquence i am telling u exactly like it is girl i am  a bit strange 

so untrue worstie i hope you die

At USPS they encourage the mailmen to fuck to strengthen their warrior bonds

Love how SoaD's lyrics are like "fuck the war on drugs america is fake there's a wasp on the sky with a huge cock raaaaaaaaaa" which is exactly what my brain sounds like 24/7

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

The funniest thing about this post to me is that I didn't even come up with it consciously. I heard this at the very end of a dream and immediately reached for my phone to post it still half asleep and now it has 20k notes

hey

god limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck -________-

nvm she texted back Siri play butterfly by crazy town

Honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. I want to be as loving and as kind as I can be.