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[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

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I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

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King Midas in reverse

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I love it when headlines get cut off

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Okay this is only tangentially related but I kinda wanted to see what the full headline for that five guys thing was and I just....

What do you MEAN?!?!?!

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Okay so no one was collating these in the notes so I just fully stole all these. Check the notes for who posted what first

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evilnicegirl

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

I remembered a TV trope from the 80's, where a couple had their first child and the mother-in-law (wife's mom) moves in for a while. The trope is from the husband's POV so he's pissed and hates his MIL. Cue fantasies of MIL getting run over by a truck, etc. MIL would fight with the husband for being a useless oaf. Wife would side with her mom. Husband's life falls apart.

Thinking back on it, MIL moves in with the daughter because: a) obviously excited about the grandchild, b) the first months of having a new baby are rough and daughter needs help. I've read so many AITA and stories from women online whose husbands expected life to be the same right after birth, or assumed she has it all figured out. Meanwhile she's in pain from a difficult birth or c-section, sleep-deprived, and she's surviving on whatever's in the house.

The trope was always from the husband's side so he's the victim, but in reality there's so much going on in his house and he's clueless. It's thankfully more common nowadays to hear the husband getting up to feed the baby, even if it's on the basis of a turn-based arrangement.

#Old school TV #80's #media #TV tropes

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Pak ‘n’ Save’s Savey Meal-bot cheerfully created unappealing recipes when customers experimented with non-grocery household items

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They don’t like being called out

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whenever my program freezes

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MORPHEUS

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Morpheus drinking a 40 in the death basket remains the greatest lyric of all time

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