Done

there really is nothing like that sense of dash unity. when everyone on your dashboard is reblogging the same 10 posts about the same topic and you’re all making jokes that you won’t understand 24 hours from now. not to get sentimental over…whatever this is but it’s nice. would prefer it to not be over walmart omegaverse sex but like you can’t always get what you want

if bernie was the nominee dean would’ve said i love you back :/

I felt this on a spiritual level

Smash Mouth was right, the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

Don’t be afraid to destroy men’s lives over crimes they chose to commit.

LOUDER

y’all havin a good september?

Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

I try so hard to tell them.

Trash men are out here getting advice from other trash men so they don’t know how to act. 🙄

But… But why are they incapable of learning from bad experience after bad experience?

Because they find it easier to blame the women for it.

Shoulda been more of a warning sign when my ex thought a compliment counted as telling me that I had big boobs, really :/

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level

Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.

Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, she “let her self go”, “isnt even trying anymore!”

men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.

That last part though