i'll play the fool

Being sweet doing it pea style #sweetiepea 🫛

the first time shane & ilya spend ilya’s birthday together i think the vibe really is ‘saying all of my dog’s favorite words in the same sentence’ because shane wants to make sure its ilya’s best birthday ever & doesn’t know how to do anything by half . shanevoice ilya pay attention i have a plan (nooo hollanderrrrr i want to fuck you NOW is my birthday :((((( how could u be so cruel to me) ok we’re taking the ferrari to mcdonald’s for mcgriddles (ilya visibly perking up) you are allowed to go 125 km/h but only if the coast is clear (imaginary tail beginning to wag) & you have to slow down if you want road head . when we get home we are taking a pot gummy & going swimming & i am grilling for lunch (ilya, his eyes huge, in the apron i bought for you?) yes ilya in the meat daddy apron . then shower, nap, one beer, dinner at my parents’ house, home by 6, and then i’ll give you your birthday present 🙂 does that sound good ? ilya, crying, shane this is my best birthday ever (shanevoice ilya it’s 9 am we haven’t even done any of it yet) MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE . & after they fuck (because obviously that was the first thing on the agenda shane just likes when ilya whines & begs for it & ilya does too) shane is back-to-business rustling around the bedroom putting their clothes out & talking about nothing while ilya watches from the bed w the big dopey smile of a man enamored with the bus that just ran him over

I am having a good time that will probably last for ever this time

you guys just aren’t ready for pregnant ilya that gets pregnant through topping

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

basically what were gonna do is blog

does anyone wanna play off campus lesbian dolls with me. does anyone wanna talk about dean being a butch lesbian who would do anything for a taste of allie. is anyone listening to me

like in my world. allie is still dating that weasel guy idk his name and when they break up she's like. FREEEE and she goes to a houseparty and meets the beautiful butch dean.....and allie's never tried girls before but dean is FLIRTINGGG and it's getting allie's pussy wet and she's not opposed to the idea of lesbian sex. but she's not opposed to it. and she puts in dean's number in her phone as 🚨DO NOT CALL🚨 but can't stop thinking about the shape of dean's lips....and what they could possibly do..........

and like. when they're just hooking up it's mostly dean who's the top but when they get together allie becomes Really Interested in strapping dean. and she doesn't know if she'll like it but when she has dean moaning on her cock. yeah that might be the best she's ever felt

does anyone wanna play off campus lesbian dolls with me. does anyone wanna talk about dean being a butch lesbian who would do anything for a taste of allie. is anyone listening to me

like in my world. allie is still dating that weasel guy idk his name and when they break up she's like. FREEEE and she goes to a houseparty and meets the beautiful butch dean.....and allie's never tried girls before but dean is FLIRTINGGG and it's getting allie's pussy wet and she's not opposed to the idea of lesbian sex. but she's not opposed to it. and she puts in dean's number in her phone as 🚨DO NOT CALL🚨 but can't stop thinking about the shape of dean's lips....and what they could possibly do..........

we are garlic clove. we carry the taste

heartbreaking confession....i kind of really like off campus

you're telling me NO ONE has written dean and allie as lesbians

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you