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If ur cis u can totally rb this to help ur fellow trans friends out thanks

i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it 

twitter is a hellsite (derogatory) and tumblr is a hellsite (affectionate)

‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”

Yes but that’s not funny.

Doro still at large

I hope this email finds you fearing the righteous wrath of God.

me writing to my state senators

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put “please speak to me in an Italian accent” in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes “eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!” and when I told him he didn’t actually have to do it he was like “a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!”

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

Always reblog Hope Corgi.

One of DC’s shining moments

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it