waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

kermitting voter frog

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

she took the ladders in the divorce

can someone help me get down

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

I don’t make sense I’m not that kind of girl

you are so beautiful and fragile like an email