Freckled Madness

My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language: 1. “Valar morghulis. All men must die.” “Yes, but we are not men.” - Daenerys, Game of Thrones 2. “No man can kill me!” “I am no man!!!!” - Eowyn, LotR: Return of the King 3. “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.” - Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

dat sass in the last gif holy fuck

THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON SMILING 

I hope the universe blesses you with a moment of peace this week. You’re doing the right thing, and you’re going to be okay.

people looking in your general direction, duh

any unwanted attention like whistles or comments especially the ones that make a person feel uncomfortable

How can you know it’s unwanted?

because I don’t fucking want it

Well okay but how can you know that another woman wouldn’t want it?

How are random people supposed to know a comment on your appearance will psychologically destroy you?

Here’s a good litmus test: Would you pay a woman the same “compliment” if your mom was standing right next to you? If not, keep your mouth shut.

“how do you know it’s unwanted” lmao good god how are anti-fems even fucking real

ONWARD MIGHTY STEEDS

This picture gives me life

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen 😂

WITNESS ME

This is something I NEED to reblog.

New life goals

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.