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it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

well you know what they say. when you've invested billions of dollars into hammers every problem looks like a nail and you keep handing these hammers to your users and they go "i don't really think i needed this hammer" and "but i don't have any nails that need hammering in right now" and "this is not a nail this is a glass vase that will break if i hit it with a hammer" and "didn't you used to have, like, other tools avaliable that might be better suited to this job" and you tell them to suck it up because you've replaced all your screwdrivers and wrenches and box cutters and crates and ladders and paint with hammers because your shareholders need to see an increase in value from your hammer investments

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

why is being sent to the seaside no longer a medical prescription. i know it would fix me.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

does anyone feel like they want to be punished just so they would stop feeling like they are about to be punished for something. like then at least it would be over. or is it just me

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

“besides, I have a sister.” top contender for one liner that makes me so emotional