they/them lesbian (26)

OH SO YOU THINK MY ROYAL DECREES ARE RISIBLE? YOU FIND MY ROYAL POSTS LAUGHABLE?

very well, normally we would have your kneecaps amputated, but since you are such a comedian, we can make it the elbows instead.

roommate binghe au halloween special episode where shen yuan is transformed into a succubus. like he gets dizzy and once he he clears up he looks down and realized his clothes have been replaced by a tiny latex bikini top and bottom tied up with strings. he has small horns on his head and a pointed tail as well.

he goes into the living room and when he sees luo binghe sleeping on the couch, he suddenly feels ravenous. then he realizes the last thing he'd been reading before he transformed was the succubus arc in pidw and the only way to feed himself is male cum

his system shows up and says "mission: feed off a virile man or starve to death!"

and shen yuan does NOT have the face to tell his best friend "i've become a succubus so let me suck your dick or i'll die" but binghe seems to be in pretty deep sleep sitting upright... so shen yuan opens bighe's opens binghe's zipper and kneels between his legs and and starts nuzzling into his cock

he takes out Binghe's massive dick out of pants (he's always surprised by the size even thougoh he's seen it a million times) and just presses his face against it and inhales the scent for a bit before he starts licking it. he's not even gonna try to put that huge thing in his mouth yet

once he's licked plenty from base to tip it's wet enough for shen yuan to use his hands to slide up and down the dick. shen yuan takes the leaking tip into his mouth, his heart hammerig in excitement

Binghe moans but doesn't open his eyes and shen yuan takes the cock deeper in his throat. he doesnt know how to bob his head like they do in porn, so he just awkwardly tries to swallow as much as he can, back off, and take it back in.

and shen yuan finds himsel feeling.. good? it's definitely because he's become a succubus and he's being fed binghe's precum, it's not because he enjoys being on his knees lapping at binghe's cock! he can feel himself getting wet both from the front and- the back too!? he almost forgot! Male succubi (not to be confused with pidw incubi who are a seperate race) lubricate from behind to help them extract cum.

the wet feeling is so uncomfortable, soaking all over his tiny panties. he pushes a hand under his string bottoms and reaches back to feel if he's really lubricating or if he's just loring his mind. he finds his hole dripping.

"Yuan ge is ignoring me to play with his pussy?"

Shen Yuan whips his head back around to see binghe watching him with amusement. "I... this is..."

Luo Binghe effortlessly pulls Shen Yuan up from the floor and onto his lap. Shen Yuan blushes as their erections press against each other.

"How long have you been awake?" Shen Yuan asks bitterly, his face red.

Luo Binghe smiles and refuses to answer the question, instead placing a hand on Shen Yuan's waist. "Yuan ge was so hungry for my cock he couldn't even wait for me to wake up."

Shen Yuan has nothing to say in his defense, because it's true. "Binghe,, I'm sorry," he starts. "It was a matter of life and death-"

Luo Binghe pushes shen yuan to the rest of the couch before he looms over him. "If Yuan ge needs me that badly..."

Luo Binghe pulls Shen Yuan's panties to the side and shoves his fingers in. Shen Yuan is wet enough that they slide in. "Binghe, what are you doing!? We're straight!"

"...right." Binghe agrees hesitantly. "But as you said this is a matter of life and death."

Binghe's fingers reach Shen Yuan's prostate, and Shen Yuan moans. Binghe continues attacking that place while Shen Yuan makes whorish noises he hasn't even heard in pornography. It doesn't take long for him to cum.

There's a white spot on the couch now, but Shen Yuan is too blissed out to care. He does notice, however, Luo Binghe lining his cock up with Shen Yuan's entrance. "Wh-what are you doing?"

"Yuan ge still needs my cum," Binghe reminds him. He presses inside and Shen Yuan can feel that massive weapon slowly enter him.

Feeling Binghe inside of him makes him feel even better than when Shen Yuan was suck his dick. He knows it's his succubus instincts making him crave Binghe so badly, but the more he gets a taste, the more he wants of his roommate.

Binghe is gentle at first, but it's not enough for Shen Yuan. He snaps, "hurry up!" and regrets the words immediately as Binghe goes still. Then he screams as Binghe pounds into him.