yee-freakin-haw

only 1400’s kids will get this

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

Just as he reaches the door, he looks back at me with a sad smile. “Hey Farha?” I avert my gaze, blushing. “Yeah?” He watches me in silence for a minute; sorrow oozing from his dark eyes. “Your foundation doesn’t match your neck.”

me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

me looking at the person i like: i am enamored even with the way your fingers move, with the way the light plays on your skin, with your freckles and your smile and your laughter, with your voice, with how you get around the things you love, with your humor,  me aloud: what’s up asshole

why would a fish need sunglasses

what the hell i just say

And to think… This all started when Leslie Knope gay married those two penguins

me..