fraudulentman

the scary thing about bara is (taps my pipe on the boats banister and gets a far off expression) there’s always a bigger guy… you think you’ve seen the big one in the image and then… (looks out over the sea and goes silent)

"this user thinks that-" i actually hold no opinions of my own as my psyche is completely hollow and everything ive said has been merely for recreational purposes

performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

*gets swapped in* oh what the fuck

take stealth rock damage for me boy

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

You can lie when you name things

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

birthyay