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You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

well let’s see if I care

I think it’s kind of funny how most search engines and many websites pop up with the crisis hotline and some sort of message that is like ‘Consult a doctor.’ when you search questions related to mental health. On one hand, I’m sure that has saved lives. On the other hand, I would not be looking up things like ‘treatment resistant depression management tips’ if talking to my fucking doctor fixed what’s wrong with me.

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

there’s a Masters of the Universe billboard near the cafe i like and i need to find a picture of this particular design because just describing how shitty it is won’t convey anything

okay there’s no pictures of it online because no one gives a shit but imagine: i can’t drink my coffee without making eye contact with the gigantic shitty visage of Jared Leto Skeletor. however, they’ve completely rendered him bland. tasteless. he’s not green or yellow and has like no purple on him. so it’s just Skeletor’s head in his hood, a plain white skull in a black hood, so it looks like Spirit Halloween. and he has 2 red lightbulbs in his eyes

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

It had to happen for growth purposes

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.