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this post is art 

i should not be laughing this hard

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

This made me rethink my life

We are taught from a young age that to love ones self is selfish and that no-one likes a selfish person. society sucks.

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS POST BY AUGUST 20TH WILL GET A PIECE OF ART IN THERE INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

who brought this back

We need this back

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.