I love my dog because he hop.

i refuse to identify as a gen z or millennial ….. i literally want no part of this

Thanks, now I can’t trust peepholes anymore. 

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

I need to do the math but I don’t think I’m 33 anymore

“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

i cannot emphasise enough that there is exactly sixty seconds between him saying this and him getting knocked fully unconscious. by a sith lord.

if you have more than like a dozen browser tabs open you're legally not allowed to call yourself "mentally stable"

JOEEEE (BR BARNABAS)

@franks-dad is that Fr. Thomas Aquinas and Fr. Stephen Maria Lopez in the second pic?

Absolutely it is. 

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