donât kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster

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donât kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster

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NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS
Item: Inappropriate Douglas
clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after
clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling
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Everyone's afflicted with the curse these days like chill the fuck outtttt can someone please be healed of their ailments
easily the best gerard interview moment bc they just immediately redirected the question to their joan of arc obsession, said some of the most haunting shit, and then ended it with âi like drawing squids :)â
You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.
Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.
holy shit this person in the notes
never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive
I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

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my aunt who came over on eid and i havenât seen her in 5 years so she spends the whole time almost crying about how much iâve grown up while she was away. when everyone is gone and itâs just us in the kitchen doing dishes she pulls out my eid gift to give to me. i count out $1,000 while she washes a big pan and keeps shushing me when i try to thank her.
i tell her i canât possibly accept this and she lifts the soapy pan up and raises an eyebrow like sheâll beat me with it if i donât accept. i shut my mouth and pocket the money. later she asks me if i want a cigarette and says iâm much cooler than my cousins when i say yes.
CASINO
I LOVE TO GAMBLE
Theodore? I know weâre over one year old, so technically and legally weâre adults - But canonically we are mentally around eight years old. I donât think itâs appropriate for us to indulge in the casino lifestyle. Besides, Dave runs our bank accounts. We donât actually have money to spend freely on things like that without his permission. You shouldnât be in the casino.
Simon, kindly shut the FUCK up and let me play SLOTS
pondering some images
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, âIâm just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.â
Iâve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.Â
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you wake up with amnesia stuck in space and you know youâre not an astronaut and you donât know how you got there but youâre gradually remembering everything and youâre the only one left alive on the ship and youâre trying to solve the patrova problem and youâre scared youâre fascinated but fucking scared and you threw up when there was no gravity but surely you trained for this it just must have sucked then too and you assume youâre a good person because you were suddenly brave enough to be an astronaut and go on this one way mission because someone must have inspired bravery within you and maybe it was even the kids whose fate and safety concerned you enough to demand you be on the team helping find a solution and you got this! youâre doing the best you can!
And then you finally remember you didnât choose to be there at another solar systemâs star. you didnât volunteer, you werenât brave, you begged and cried and ran away. but by the time you remember this youâve accomplished so fucking much. and met your best friend in the entire universe. and saved both of your planets.
but holy fucking shit.
A pristine, untouched pool has been discovered 700 feet (213 meters) below ground in Lechuguilla Cave, New Mexico, one of the worldâs largest and most famous caves. This âvirginâ pool, entirely untouched by humans, lies deep within a cave system renowned for its immense depth and towering chambers.
Scientists have described the pool as âcompletely pristine,â highlighting the unique bacteria in its waters that are believed to have evolved without any human interference. Surrounded by white frosted rock, the pool has an almost otherworldly appearance. Although its water seems to have a creamy, murky tint, this is merely an optical illusion.