topeka on a monday night

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

Phm doodle requests from twt

easily the best gerard interview moment bc they just immediately redirected the question to their joan of arc obsession, said some of the most haunting shit, and then ended it with “i like drawing squids :)”

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

holy shit this person in the notes

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

i tell her i can’t possibly accept this and she lifts the soapy pan up and raises an eyebrow like she’ll beat me with it if i don’t accept. i shut my mouth and pocket the money. later she asks me if i want a cigarette and says i’m much cooler than my cousins when i say yes.

I LOVE TO GAMBLE

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

Artober 7: Shower

but holy fucking shit.

Scientists have described the pool as “completely pristine,” highlighting the unique bacteria in its waters that are believed to have evolved without any human interference. Surrounded by white frosted rock, the pool has an almost otherworldly appearance. Although its water seems to have a creamy, murky tint, this is merely an optical illusion.