Francess

“Whatever you do at the crossroads, keep moving forward…or- something like that..”

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I would like to file a formal complaint about my job.

First of all: no training.

None.

Slenderman just appears in the woods one day like 🧍‍♂️🌲🌲🌲

and suddenly you’re employed.

No orientation. No handbook. No “welcome to the team.” Just vibes and ominous staring.

Second: communication issues.

Sir. Boss. Tall forest cryptid man.

You cannot just stand in the trees silently and expect me to understand what the assignment is.

Are we stalking someone? Are we killing someone? Are we just doing weird forest ambiance tonight?

Blink once for murder. Blink twice for stalking. I’m begging you.

Third: coworkers.

Hoodie appears behind people like a ghost and refuses to explain how he does it.

Masky says I “lack impulse control.”

Which is funny because HE’S the one who let me carry two hatchets.

Fourth: workplace safety.

The woods are full of holes, branches, mud, weird noises, and probably something watching me that I don’t even want to identify.

Do we get hazard pay?

No.

Do we get dental?

Also no.

Do we get waffles sometimes?

Yes but someone keeps stealing them and I’m pretty sure it’s Masky even though he denies it.

!! BRIAN SCRIBBLES !! :pp

Post mission and grumpy. Free him immediately.